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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Why do many women like tall men?
Still no good.
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
How Can I get a taxi company to outsource their Dispatch services to me?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The Sun Is Causing Starlink Satellites To Drop From Space - Daily Kos
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
What do you think about a sister's love?
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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TSA issues warning as they ban certain card at airport security that's owned by millions - UNILAD
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Still no good
Apple Unveils AI-Powered 'Workout Buddy' for Apple Watch at WWDC - MacRumors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Thumbs down again.